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It is time once again for an update on that crazy Elia family in Ohio!
Many thanks to Peter for registering OhioChronicles.com to use for my newsletters!
This year I have combined my email newsletter and my Christmas newsletter into one.
For those of you new to this format, I always include a short version for my attentionally challenged readers, and a long version for anyone brave enough to read the whole thing! There will be a test at the end. LOL
An alternative is to just scan through and look at the pictures. Speaking of the pictures, you can click on any picture to see a larger version. Go ahead, try it! Awesome, right? |
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Zachary and Jackie are doing great. They are pictured to the right wearing their "My Sister Drives Me Nuts" and "My Brother Drives Me Bananas" shirts. While known to bicker on occasion, the kids truly are very close despite the 5 year age difference between them. When just hanging out at home, they spend about 90% of their time together. It doesn't hurt that Jackie is interested in everything that her big brother does and Zack is always willing to teach her all about it.
Peter and I are still thoroughly enjoying life in Ohio. Nothing terrible has happened despite my fears that things were going too well and something bad was sure to occur. Peter and I were pretty stressed out during the period leading up to our decision to leave New York, but we no longer have any of the same external stressors that we once had. Our relationship now is very reminiscent of how it was in the care-free days early in our marriage. And that is awesome! |
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We are also enjoying all the time we get to spend with the kids and have been seen having backyard soccer games, flying kites, riding bikes, doing puzzles, going on picnics and even attempting to fish! We have season passes to the amusement park, the water park, the zoo and the museum center which keep us busy.
On the left the kids are pictured performing their Christmas duets on the piano. They have been taking lessons for a year and are both coming along so well. Zack especially loves to give impromptu concerts to anyone who will listen. It's very impressive! Here are some audio files on their solo work: Zack Jackie
We've had lots of visitors, gone lots of places and have had lots of fun. It's been a great year and we are looking forward to 2009 being even better, if that's possible! |
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SCHOOL
Zachary is now 10 years old and is in 5th grade. As usual, he is doing awesome in school. He made the High Honor Roll which was extra special because he was one of only two kids in his class that got straight A's last quarter.
Zack qualified for the accelerated math program and is enjoying the challenge of the faster paced curriculum. Most days he manages to get all of his homework done at school so he's been able to easily juggle his after school activities of soccer, piano and religion.
INSECTS, REPTILES AND OTHER CREEPY-CRAWLIES
Zachary has recently become interested in insects and bugs. In the warmer months he could be seen catching all sorts of flying, crawling and icky creatures. He would then set up a lovely living environment for them in a small tank, which he was subsequently forbidden to bring into the house.
We lovingly blame our local entomological expert, his friend Jacob, for this new interest in insects. In addition to the turtle he's had for 6 years, Zack has now asked for a Western Banded Leopard Gecko for Christmas. Again, this is definitely Jacob's fault. :-) Good thing we like him so much! |
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SOCCER
Soccer is still his sport of choice. He's moved up to the next division in the league and the level of roughness definitely increases as these kids get older. No worries, it doesn't seem to bother him at all. In fact, his team won the #1 spot in their division, then won the league championship and went on to the State finals.
FUN STUFF
Zack is very loyal to his leisure activities. He still loves Pokemon, Webkinz, Mario and anything that has Nintendo stamped on it. If we allowed it, I think he would spend all of his time playing his Wii and Gameboy (see left).
Zack is a great big brother. He teaches Jackie everything he knows - whether she wants to learn it or not. He helps her with her soccer skills. He is very protective of her and keeps an eye on her like every big brother should. She is very lucky to have him!
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Here are a few pictures of Zack: |
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Learning how to use the tractor
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With his friends at his 10th birthday
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School portrait |
Soccer portrait |
At the circus |
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In action on the soccer field |
Proudly showing his League Championship trophy |
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SCHOOL
Jackie is now 5 years old and loves kindergarten! She seems to be following in her brother's brilliant footsteps. She enjoys practicing her new writing and reading skills, has met some sweet friends and caught the attention of several boys in her class. This morning Jackie completed some extra math worksheets, on her own, before any of us were even awake!
GIRLIE-STUFF
Sometimes Jackie is such a girlie-girl. A few months ago she decided she only wanted to wear dresses. That lasted for a while until she discovered it can be difficult to climb, jump and slide in a dress, and how easily tights rip. For the most part she's back in jeans now - although they are decked out in sparkles, sequins and jewels. She still loves purses, jewelry and make-up.
Unlike most girls her age, Jackie has no interest in horses or Hannah Montana, but she loves, loves, loves the Disney Princesses. After going as Cinderella for Halloween three years in a row I pushed her to try something different. She chose to be Sleeping Beauty instead.
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She loves her dance class and is contemplating trying cheerleading soon. Out of the blue one day she started discussing what kind of dress to wear to her wedding. Does it really start this early???
This year we experienced our first ever cicada invasion. Thankfully we didn't have them in our town, but other towns had them very, very bad. In general Jackie can deal with bugs OK, but anytime we would go to one of those areas Jackie could almost not stand it. In all fairness, it got so bad that I was completely freaked out too. We wore our hats everywhere for fear one would fly in our hair. Jackie and I are already planning a vacation for June 2025 when they are expected again.
WHEN I'M AN ADULT...
Jackie asks lots of questions like:
- "When I'm an adult, can I eat whatever I want?"
- "When I'm an adult, can I still wear Tinkerbell pajamas?"
- "When I'm an adult, can I decide my own bed time?"
She is still waffling on whether she would like to have a baby (when she's grown up and married of course) - she changes her mind daily about that.
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At one point she announced that she wasn't going to college, which of course horrified us, but it turns out she didn't want to go because she didn't know how to drive there by herself. Rest assured, Daddy stepped in and offered to drive her and now the college plans are back on track.
Although she would still like to be a "Deal or No Deal girl," she has recently expressed interest in being a "cooker like mommy" (HA!) as well as a teacher when she grows up. |
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Here are a few pictures of Jackie: |
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School portrait |
Soccer portrait |
Dance recital with Sabrina |
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With her friends at her 5th birthday |
At school on costume day |
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Dreaming . . . |
On the soccer field |
Opening presents |
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WORK
After a year and a half, Peter switched jobs and is now working as a Project Manager for a web design company. He has a slightly longer commute than before (20 minutes), but it's still nowhere near his NY commute. His new toys include a company-issued iPhone, a few flat-screen TVs, a sawzall, and Guitar Hero for the Wii (he's usually the lead singer as the kids play the instruments.)
AROUND THE HOUSE
After going on a painting spree and painting almost every room in the house, Peter decided to take the plunge and change out the doors from the ugly luan kind to 6 panel doors. He also decided to paint them white and subsequently paint all the molding. This ended up being a quite a project. Apparently it's a huge pain in the butt to paint over stained wood, the process which required using Kilz primer and several coats of paint. He was very happy with how it came out - it made a huge difference and really makes the wall colors "pop." His thinks his next project might be tiling the downstairs bathroom. |
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OUTSIDE PROJECTS
Peter has taken on a variety of outside projects this year. He has removed various trees, shrubs, plants and other landscaping features, and has planted a bunch of new plants and shrubs.
We have a small deck and he's just itching to rip it down and replace it with either a larger deck or perhaps a stamped concrete patio. He's still talking about a Koi pond, an outdoor firepit, and of course an inground pool.
He regularly dodges the bunnies living in our backyard (see left) while using the tractor. This Spring we had a lot of little baby bunnies out there that didn't seem to know to get out of the way - they would just duck down. I can't count the number of times he stopped the tractor and physically moved them to a safe location. |
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FAMILY TIME
Peter is an awesome Dad and spends a lot of time with the kids. He's the driving force that gets the kids and me off our lazy butts every weekend and out doing things. When the weather was warmer he'd bring us out to shoot off rockets, take a pedal-boat out on the lake and go fishing .Zack has learned a lot by helping Peter with various house projects.
Recently Peter's been sharing some of his favorite childhood experiences with the kids - TV! He's introduced them to classic shows like Gilligan's Island, Lost in Space and I Love Lucy. Gilligan's Island was a HUGE hit with the kids and they ended up watching the entire series as well as the movie where the castaways get rescued. "I wonder what's going to wash up on the lagoon today...." became the standard phrase for months. Now if they would only start liking Star Trek everything would be perfect! |
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Watching some TV classics with Daddy |
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Here are a few pictures of Peter: |
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With Jackie at school |
Tractor lessons with Zack |
Horsing around at Zack's party |
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WORK
After several years as a Sleep-At-Home-Mom (Peter trademark), I am semi-happy to report that I am once again gainfully employed - full-time! I completed the requirements for my Ohio teaching licensure (including passing two state exams and completing two online courses that were a TON of work!) and half-heartedly applied for September teaching jobs. I went on a few interviews but felt very out of touch being so far removed from college and the classroom. Honestly I was not crushed when nothing materialized - after all, it was another year off - SWEET!
In late September I was offered a ParaPro "Teacher Assistant" position in special education and it was too good to pass up. The school is only 7 minutes from my house and it's been a wonderful way to immerse myself in a school environment without all the responsibility of being a traditional classroom teacher. The teachers and students I work with are great! I have learned a lot and feel much more confident to earnestly start my job search for next year.
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Things really fell into place because one of Jackie's friends goes to a babysitter just a few houses down from us. Since Jackie is in half-day kindergarten I needed someone to watch her after she gets home from school. For the most part this is working out well, although some days she gets sad because she misses me. AWWWWWWW!!!! I was able to arrange to take off to go to her class Christmas party this week, so I'm excited for that.
The only bad part of the whole experience is the sickness. I manage to get every germ that is coughed, sneezed or drooled onto me. Yes, I have been drooled on. Several times. To quote my sister-in-law Kathy, working in an elementary school is like working in a petri-dish. I'm going to have to start taking lessons from my friend Dave and learn to carry hand sanitizer on me at all times to continuously keep myself disinfected.
On the left is my official school portrait! |
CLEANING, IRONING & COOKING
Knowing that the house cleaning would begin to seriously suffer once I started working, Peter proposed I reopen the search for a cleaning lady. What's not to love about this guy??? Shortly thereafter I rounded up a few recommendations and had an interview lined up with the top contender. I hired Bernadette, who now comes every other week. I'm so fortunate to have her help - she's wonderful!
In other news, I have lifted the ban on ironing and begrudgingly bought a small ironing board! I could no longer stand to pay the $2.00-$2.50 each to have Peter's shirts dry-cleaned. I can't say I'm happy about it, and some of the striped shirts make me dizzy while I'm ironing them, but I do it.. At least the money I save pays for part of the house cleaning.
Recently I have been seen cooking. Really, I'm not kidding. (shhhh! don't tell anyone) And not just hamburgers and bland baked chicken. But don't be too impressed - I'm still not a GOOD cook - the kids refer to the smoke detector going off as the "dinner bell." My new cooking attempts can be largely attributed to the fact that Peter begged me to stop making the same things over and over again, as well as the purchase of the Cooking Light: 5 Ingredient 15 Minute Cookbook which has helped greatly with ideas for healthy-ish meals I can make when I get home from work.
I have also been seen baking (again, mum is the word.) At this point my baking has been restricted to banana bread and Christmas cookies, but it's a start! So far, so good!
PIANO
This year I asked for piano lessons for my birthday. The kids have been taking lessons for a year now, and I've learned quite a bit through osmosis during their lessons. Building on my flute knowledge, and some long-ago childhood piano instruction from my sister Leah, I taught myself as much as I could on my own. I was helped a great deal from my friend Kyle (a piano teacher in New York) who would, over the phone, listen to me play to figure out what I was doing wrong. He taught me scale fingerings and patiently explained musical terms I had forgotten like andante and allegro, as well as what a trill was (my high school band conductor would die if he knew!) I finally decided I was ready and have now been taking lessons for a few months. I love it! I love Ms. Lana, our piano teacher, and the weekly lessons definitely keep me practicing! |
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Here are a few pictures of Charlotte: |
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At the amusement park |
With Jackie at school |
My sister Janet visited! |
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The largest house update this year was finishing our basement. Peter's version of the story is that I called him one day at work when the kids were off school and making me nuts, and DEMANDED the basement get finished. My version of the story is identical except my claim is that I merely SUGGESTED it might be time to do the basement as soon as humanly possible.
Regardless of which story is true, here are some "before" pictures:
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Here are some "after" pictures. The kids love it! It's great for sleepovers and chucking the kids down there when we want some peace and quiet.
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We are delighted to announce some brand new Ohioans! Our friends Lisa and Aaron have decided to move their family from the east coast to our area, just 10 minutes from our house! They close on the house here in mid-January. Congrats, guys!
Being away from our family and friends was very hard, and we have been very lucky to have made some great friends here - we love you, Watsons, Meyers & Tappers! - but we are definitely psyched to have some "old friends" living so close too and we hope they love this area as much as we do.
Another family we are friends with is potentially on the verge of the same move - they just got an offer on their house. We are thrilled they may be out here soon too! Funny enough, we recently met another family that moved out here from Long Island. It's becoming Long Island West out here! You should move out here too - come on, all the cool kids are doing it!
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It's been a fun year! We've done lots of stuff, had fun with our friends and had lots of visitors! I don't have pictures of all of it, but here are some. |
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Here are the kids at a Reds / Mets game. It's hard to see but Jackie is wearing a Mets hat. We've been to several Reds game - we even have a specific section we like to sit in. Crazy, huh? Who could have predicted that the Elia family would attend sporting events???? We've wanted to go to a Bengals game, but their fans are kind of angry this year for some reason (LOL) so we are afraid of what the kids would be exposed to if we went.
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Below are some pictures of the kids fishing at the lake. There actually is a lake there even though it is barely visible in either picture. We didn't have much luck until we went to the park, also known as the "fish bowl" and this nice kid Ethan helped us tremendously and gave us lots of great advice. As you can see below, it worked!
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Zack's caught his first fish! |
Who fishes in a dress??? |
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Shooting off rockets |
Ready for Saturday morning soccer games. |
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The family band playing Guitar Hero |
Making "Aunt Lucy Cookies" for friends & neighbors |
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Any self-respecting Ohioan needs a cornhole set. With Jackie's help, I painted our set - a Bengals theme of course!! |
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On a pedal boat on the lake. I was happy because the boys did the pedaling! |
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Fun at the corn maze and hay ride. |
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At the National Museum of the US Air Force - in front of Apollo 15, and the plane that dropped the bomb on Nagasaki. |
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I must say that we are truly blessed with wonderful friends and family! Here are some pictures from fun outings them! An extra special thank you to everyone who has come out to visit us - we always appreciate when people make the trek out here to the mid-west! |
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With the Meyer family - at the zoo and on top of a building down in Cincy to watch the fireworks show. |
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Halloween with the Tapper family (no that's not Peter in the Burger King costume)
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Hannah, Janet & Mary visiting at Easter - coloring eggs |
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Hanging around with Chip & Will in the backyard |
Zack, Jackie & Samuel soaking wet at King's Island |
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Carol & Frank visiting |
Being silly at the corn maze with Uncle Jim |
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We've had some bizarre weather here in Ohio this year and each time the locals say the same thing - "Wow, this weather is very unusual for this area! We haven't seen a storm like this since 19-aught-6!" But seriously, we've endured too-close-for-comfort calls with a tornado, a hurricane and over a foot of the White Death - all atypical for this region. Some friends have gone so far as to blame US for bringing these plagues on Ohio! What nerve!
Being ever-protective of his family, last year Peter bought an Emergency Weather Radio. While there are tornado sirens located everywhere, we were concerned that they might not wake us up at night. Well when this thing goes off, especially when you are sleeping, it scares the ever-loving-crap out you.
The emergency weather radio does like to go off at all hours of the day and night, especially in the Spring, to warn of severe thunderstorms and flooding conditions. One night it went off three times between midnight and 3AM and I came "this close" to chucking it out the window. Thankfully we had the foresight to remove it from the room when Peter's parents came to visit because it did go off that night and probably would have scared them to death. |
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Just when we thought all of our "Ohio Firsts" had already occurred, we found out that Ohio still had a couple new tricks up its sleeve.
It all started when the annoying beeping of the EAS (Emergency Alert System, formerly the EBS - Emergency Broadcasting System) interrupted my favorite talk radio program. I was shocked to hear something other than the usual "If this had been an actual emergency..." Instead they announced a real emergency! In all my life I had never heard anything but tests over these systems. Anyway, they were reporting a tornado sighting in Kentucky and people in that area should take cover immediately, but it wasn't anywhere close to us. At the time our Emergency Weather Radio was warning of a severe thunderstorm watch. |
That evening they broke into programming on TV to track another storm coming through the area that was capable of producing tornadoes. They basically zoom in and track the storm street by street.
The weatherman was calling out the areas the storm was approaching. At one point he said, "if you live between these streets, then you need to get to your safe place... NOW!" Well, here's an illustration of the streets he mentioned (marked in red) and where our house is. |
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Right after that we hear the tornado sires go off and Peter's co-worker calls to say "Get into your basement!" So we grabbed the kids out of their beds and dragged everyone and the cat (who says we don't love him) down into our "safe place", the basement (think: racing to the storm cellar in the Wizard of Oz). Honestly I felt like a dope down there but after speaking with neighbors and friends the next day, everyone was down in their basements. At least we had a nice new finished basement to cower in.
By this point the satellite had gone out because of the Holiest of Holy Armageddon Rain (Chattering Monkey trademark), but Peter, always thinking ahead, had outfitted each of the TVs with off-air high def antennas, so we were able to keep up with the storm's progress, in beautiful high-def quality.
At one point the weatherman actually suggested wearing bicycle helmets to protect your head from possible flying debris. Now, I had gone along with the dragging-the-kids-down-to-the-basement concept, but the thought of sitting there on the couch, all wearing our bike helmets, was more than I could bear. Thankfully we got the "all clear" after about 15-20 minutes and we put the kids back to bed without having to don any head gear. Jackie never even woke up during this process. As she likes to tell everyone, she "sleeps like a rock."
On a positive note, we found out this was a very rare circumstance. In fact, one of our friends, who has lived in this area his whole life, said that there was only one other time his family retreated to the basement because of a tornado warning, and that was when he was a child. So that at least made me feel a little better. Hopefully we won't see another repeat anytime soon. |
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It's crazy that we lived on Long Island our whole lives and never suffered hurricane damage like we did here in Ohio when Ike came through. Honestly, we got off pretty easy with just a few trees down, none of which hit the house. Our neighbors had varying degrees of damage including lost shingles, shattered windows, sheds destroyed and blown away and major roof issues where trees hit their houses. The worst part of the whole thing was we lost power for 3 days - no TV, no Wii, no school - how did we survive???
After the tornado scare Peter wanted to make sure that we were fully prepared in case it happened again. All of our tornado provisions came in VERY handy for the hurricane power outage. We had everything we needed to survive, including a crank-operated radio that my father had given me a few years ago. Who knew I would ever need it? |
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We were very glad to have the radio, not only to be able to get the news and find out what was happening, but to just have some background noise since the house and our whole area was dead silence. I was very thankful that a few weeks prior I had a garage door guy out to do some service. He showed me how to work the manual release on our garage doors if the power ever went out. Well thank goodness for that because I surely would have been trapped!!!
The most interesting part of our Ohio hurricane experience was the roving band of chainsaw-wielding college kids that came through the neighborhood the next day to cut down trees and haul them away. They were planning a big bonfire! They got a lot of work but it was definitely harrowing to watch them climb up in these big trees dragging chainsaws behind them.
The good news is that, in true Ohio fashion, all the neighbors really banded together and helped everyone out who needed it. I laughed because we paid to have our tree taken down, but about an hour later Peter was over at a neighbor's house helping to take her tree down because she couldn't afford to pay someone! |
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Many Ohioans freak out over less than an inch of snow. Imagine the utter chaos caused by the snow below. There actually is a road in the 2nd picture - it had almost as much snow on it as the grass. Come on, people - let's learn how to plow faster! This truly was the White Death!
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We've gotten away from home a few times this year. As usual, we made the trek back to New York in July. It's always great to go back and visit with our NY friends and family. We got to see lots of people and thanks again to my sister Janet for letting us stay with her. |
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Benjamin, Owen & Zack during our NY visit |
Passed out in the car during the 12 hour trip |
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Peter's parents now live in Virginia and we actually got some of educational value out of the trip when we went to visit them. Peter's brother Joe brought us to tour a civil war battlefield and the White House of the Confederacy. In all fairness, it should be noted that Peter's parents brought us on the "Shopping Mall and Gas Station Prices" tour. |
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Here's Zack standing in front of a building at the University of Virginia - click on it to see the larger version, it's pretty cool. |
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Here they are in front of a canon at the Cold Harbor battlefield in Richmond. Part of me dreaded going to a battlefield, but Joe gave us a very interesting tour! |
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For most of our lives we lived in the most eastern part of the Eastern Time Zone. The only time you had to take time zones into consideration was when you actually took a plane and flew somewhere. It was never an issue when you were driving. Now we live in practically the most western part of the Eastern Time Zone, and it has become an issue. Add into that the fact that Indiana, Kentucky & Tennessee are all split into 2 different time zones each. Yeah, good luck with that one.
So anyway, we were meeting our Texas friends in Louisville, Kentucky. The wives made the arrangement but neglected to take into account that we were starting from different time zones. After Peter pointed out the oversight, it became a true school-time math problem: If one family leaves Ohio in the Eastern time zone and needs 1.5 hours to drive there, and one family leaves Tennessee in the Central Time Zone and needs 2.5 hours to drive there, and they want to meet up in Kentucky at noon, what time does each family need to leave in their respective time zone. It may seem simple, but it had us quite confused. We finally did meet up (see below), but after all the calculations we STILL got there an hour earlier than they did - d'oh! |
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At Lynn's Paradise Cafe in Louisville, KY -
a completely wacky but cool place! |
Louisville Slugger Museum - Jackie was disappointed because she thought it was literally a "slug" museum. She was quite confused to see all the baseball bats and no actual slimy slugs. |
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Not that we don't love visiting our friends and family, but after using all our free time for the last 2 years to visit them, we were in desperate need of a "real" vacation. We chose to go to Disney World! Zack had been there when he was 18 months old, but had no recollection of it of course. We all had a great time. Jackie was enthralled by everything princess. She got a princess makeover and the girls had dinner with all the princesses. Her favorite ride was It's A Small World. Zack liked Disney more than he anticipated he would and especially liked Epcot. His favorite ride was Toy Story Mania. While the girls had a princess day, the boys drove out to NASA.
Below are some selected pictures from our Disney Trip. Click here to see the whole album. |
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Watching the parade |
Taking an animation drawing class |
Driving on the Speedway |
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Princess makeover |
On the Aladdin ride |
Full Princess Mode |
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Twin Princesses! |
At the Magic Kingdom |
Covered with velcro baby dolls |
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Dressed up as an astronaut |
The boys at NASA |
Blast off!!! |
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Nemo! |
Mickey Mouse! |
Wheeeeeeeeeee! |
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As usual I have to close my newsletter with the language differences between Ohio and New York. Now, in all fairness, let it be known that just as not every Long Islander has a Long-guyland accent, not every Ohioan says the following: |
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Britches |
Pants, underpants |
Sissy |
Sister - ok this one is easy enough to understand, but I just had never heard it used before. |
Please? |
A shorted version of "can you please repeat that?" |
Heighth |
Height |
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Although I still don't say any of the above, I have been able to successfully assimilate phrases like "Thank you, ma'am" and "No, sir" into my everyday communication. I actually can say them with a straight face now and I no longer think I sound fake! I have also been heard to use the words "sucker" and "pop." Shocking, I know. |
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(See, I told you there was a test at the end!) |
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Most of the language differences I have discussed since moving here have been largely pronunciation based. Until recently I never really understood the vast differences in slang and colloquialisms between the two regions.
If you're up for a challenge, see how you do on deciphering the following common phrases for each region. Don't peek at the answer keys until you've really tried to figure them out!
These are some things overheard in Ohio.
New Yorkers, would you know what they were talking about? (I promise, none of these are dirty)
1. I'm really in the mood to have a 3-way tonight.
2. I am the cornhole champion!
3. Who Dey! Who Dey!
4. I enjoyed some hanky panky at the office party.
5. Go grab that new box of crowns (spelled phonetically).
6. Oh, you're a Proctoid!
7. How are you? Oh, fair to middlin'.
8. That picture is hanging all catawampus.
Click here for the answer key
1. A 3-way is a famous meal at Skyline Chili consisting of chili and cheese over spaghetti.
2. Cornhole is a game where you toss bags of corn into a hole in a board.
3. Who Dey is the Cincinnati Bengals mascot and just a general cheer for the team.
4. Hanky panky is some sort of meat & cheese appetizer.
5. Crowns are really crayons, just with an accent.
6. A Proctoid is someone who works at Proctor & Gamble - and there are a lot of them here! Some of our best friends are Proctoids!!!! (love you, Anita & Dave!)
7. Fair to middlin' basically means "not too bad"
8. Catawampus means askew.
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These are some things overhead in New York.
Ohioans, would you know what they were talking about?
1. I've been schlepping these kids all day.
2. He really skeeves me out.
3. You're giving me agita.
4. That waitress got my order all facockteh.
5. What a gavone!
6. This day has been mishegas.
7. Now that took some chutzpah!
8. I'm going to have a conniption!
Click here for the answer key
1. Schlepping means to drag around to a million places
2. Skeeve means to be really creeped out
3. Agita is feeling like having a heart attack from being so scared
4. Facockteh means all screwed up (forgive my spelling)
5. Gavone is a big, dumb, uncouth guy.
6. Mishegas means crazy
7. Chutzpah means "guts" or "nerve"
8. Conniption means a fit. |
SCORING |
The answers for YOUR OWN REGION should be scored as followed: |
7-8 points |
This is where you should score - after all, you're living in the midst of this language right now! You get a gold star. |
4-6 points |
Not too bad - although I would have expected a better score out of you! Pay more attention! |
0-3 points |
You should be ashamed of yourself. You don't know your area at all! Get out of the house once in a while! |
The answers for THE OTHER REGION should be scored as followed: |
7-8 points |
You have skills! Congratulations! You could easily blend into the other region!. I'm very impressed. |
4-6 points |
Not too bad - you could bluff your way through a conversation and google what you didn't know after the fact. |
0-3 points |
Are those people speaking a foreign language? It must seem that way since you can't understand anything that is being said. You'd be totally lost in conversations and definitely come off as a non-local!
*In all fairness - this was my level when we moved to Ohio, so there is still hope if you pay attention and learn! |
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